Tag: living
member name: Marilyn is looking for whatever there is. N.
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July 19, 2009 10:25 AM EDT --
"Not another vacation," I screeched. "Don't you remember the last one? Florida? We moved there and hated it!"
"But honey, it's not that far, and what if we really like it?"
"So go, I'm not going . . .
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September 05, 2006 08:22 AM EDT --
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia . You are probably outraged . . .
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September 10, 2006 07:46 PM EDT --
FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth..... $49.00
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, . . .
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September 05, 2006 11:20 PM EDT --
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the . . .
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September 10, 2006 08:20 PM EDT --
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly . . .
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September 12, 2006 05:39 AM EDT --
Sent to me by a dear friend and passed along to you, I did not write it but I feel it's well worth sharing...
Marilyn
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I envy Kevin. My brother Kevin thinks . . .
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September 17, 2006 06:48 AM EDT --
Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting . . .
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September 17, 2006 06:58 AM EDT --
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I . . .
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September 24, 2006 04:39 AM EDT --
QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste . . .
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September 24, 2006 04:49 AM EDT --
Bring all our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle, and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to . . .
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September 27, 2006 06:34 AM EDT --
THE MAILMAN
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual
route As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in
the driveway. His wonder was cut short by . . .
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October 06, 2006 01:17 PM EDT --
I did not write this, I received it in an e-mail.~ Marilyn
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works. We could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard . . .
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October 22, 2006 08:16 AM EDT --
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and . . .
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September 02, 2006 05:27 AM EDT --
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark
One: Don't miss the boat
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built . . .
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October 08, 2006 09:12 AM EDT --
Disclaimer - I didn't write this article and had it forwarded to me via e-mail, I wish I'd written it! ~ Marilyn
PS ~ If anyone can think of some add-ons, feel free! :)
Ever wondered . . .
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October 11, 2006 08:16 AM EDT --
I didn't write this. Marilyn ~Wish I did.
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't Even bless your meals, or . . .
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July 12, 2009 06:02 AM EDT --
Life
Looking at sun-kissed flowers, that dance in gentle breezes,
Finding beauty in all living things, at one time, the world was gray.
Picturing blue ocean waves, loving life as never before. . . .
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September 10, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
The little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.
She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three t imes, even. The total had . . .
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September 15, 2006 04:04 PM EDT --
An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had . . .
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September 18, 2006 11:20 PM EDT --
What's the most important thing in your life? Is it your family, your job, a hobby or something completely different?
For me, nothing is more important than my family, which consists of a husband, . . .
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